The One Where My Name is Susan Now

Or: I am the most awkward human in existence

Photo by Rodion Kutsaev on Unsplash

It seems I have a very forgettable face.

I realize this kind of sounds like one of those times where I’m wanting people to say, “Oh, no, Sarah! Your face is great! I’d remember your face anywhere!”

That’s not what I’m doing, though. And also, you’re lying.