The One With the Resume
Or: Where I begin my longest-term relationship with a man I’ve never met (Part 1 of 4)
This is a story that has taken part, in fits and starts, over the course of almost 15 years. It’s a story that gets to a point where you think, “OK, there’s no way this can get any more weird,” but then it takes a turn that would leave even M. Night Shyamalan saying, “Wow. That’s…